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splatter_face
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The official Heinz ketchup thread

#252351 1 year, 5 months ago
This is the official Heinz ketchup thread. The bottle is turned upside down but the ketchup just isn't flowing. Someone needs to slap the bottom of the bottle, or get the knife up in it, or possibly even hit it with a blunt object.

I wish I was a headlight on a north bound train!!!

.....nine mile skid on a ten mile ride
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splatter_face
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Re: The official Heinz ketchup thread

#252352 1 year, 5 months ago
AUDIO

.....nine mile skid on a ten mile ride
iamthedoor
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Re: The official Heinz ketchup thread

#252363 1 year, 5 months ago
It's all about the ranch dressing!
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Ossumpei
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Re: The official Heinz ketchup thread

#252366 1 year, 5 months ago
The proper technique to get ketchup out of the bottle...

Hold the ketchup in one hand
Point index finger of other hand horizontally
Tap neck of bottle on finger

As far as getting tickets...

You just have to wait.
Let us all look kindly on our neighbor.
Last Edit: 1 year, 5 months ago by Ossumpei.
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wlewis
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Re: The official Heinz ketchup thread

#252367 1 year, 5 months ago
i like mine with lettuce and tomato
HEINZ 57 and french friend potatoes
big koshed pickle and a cold draft beer
well good god almighty which way do i steer to my:

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE (paradiiiiise)
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Strider1
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Re: The official Heinz ketchup thread

#252413 1 year, 5 months ago
Anticipation!
Takin' it in stride!
Strider1
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Re: The official Heinz ketchup thread

#252419 1 year, 5 months ago
Takin' it in stride!
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splatter_face
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Re: The official Heinz ketchup thread

#252670 1 year, 5 months ago
.....nine mile skid on a ten mile ride
Last Edit: 1 year, 5 months ago by splatter_face.
AcidTestGraduate
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Re: The official Heinz ketchup thread

#252709 1 year, 5 months ago
splatter_face wrote:


that punter done wrecked his get up. If he'd been going to a Dead show that night he'd be given a pass for his fashion faux
pas.
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