So I was thinking...
We all know these dogs have a good sense of smell. They smell anything, like bomb materials or drugs, or strawberry gum, tobacco, basically anything and everything. The ones you see on tv and all are trained to react when they smell certain smells. Some sit, like bomb dogs, they don't want them to move around and potentially set off the bomb, so they sit right down. Some bark, like drug dogs, they scratch at the area where the smell is to alert the handler...etc.
So I was thinking of training this dog to act all nice and lovey dovey when he smells the herb. Rub on people, lick their face, get them to pet him and be all nice and all that. Then when they're all friendly and everything he starts this "Timmy is stuck in the well" thing where they bark and start running off in a certain direction, but return and get the person with the weed to follow him. You know what I mean. And then the dog would kind of like lead them to me and I'd be all like "Oh there he is" and we could make friends and get high.
So, what do you guys think? Good idea or what.
I think youre on to something. Take it one step furthur. Train Roscoe to find hot chicks with herb.
When I was in my early 20's I used to love to take my friend's dog for a walk in the park. He was a small toy poodle and the girls really went crazy for him. Too bad they did not get so crazy for me. I miss that dog.